The newly formed Federal Bureau of Moral Hygiene (FBMH) announced that, starting in September, the Ten Commandments must be posted in every bedroom in the United States. The rollout is expected to not only provide a much-needed boost to the moral decor industry, but experts also claim it will put an end to adultery, faking it, in-bed homicides, and coveting all of the blankets.
"I have always believed in visual grace," said third deacon's daughter, Halley Nelson. "Like Habakkuk 2:2 instructs, we must write the vision and make it plain on the tablets, or in this case, on our walls." Nelson, who has been practicing fashion morality since high school, has had a copy of the Ten Commandments on display in her bedroom next to small fragments of the original stone tablets for years. "I got one at a gift shop in Egypt, and the other is from an open-air market in Jordan," she added.
While Halley sees the regulation as a win, not everyone agrees. Adversaries have threatened a spiritual blackout due to the complexities around the issue and claim that it goes too far. In Phase II, the FBMH is expected to require that a framed copy of the Commandments no smaller than 16 × 20 in (41 x 51 cm) be displayed everywhere people are sleeping or committing a sin; this includes the living room, guest bedrooms, bathrooms, airplanes, park benches, classrooms, hotels, weddings, workplaces, operating rooms, crime scenes, prisons, and of course, churches.
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