Victimhood University Developers Launch High-Yield Rage-Baiting Platform

The new app Provokey has reported a 7% week-over-week surge in new user growth, capitalizing on the popularity of crowdfunding platforms like GiveSendGo and YouBreakItUPayIt. Developed by researchers at Victimhood University as a career-leveling tool for the emotionally ambitious, the app utilizes location-based data to identify behaviors and situations that are likely to produce profitable public meltdowns. This provides a structure for users to maximize their rage-baiting potential, effectively allowing them to eliminate the kind of self-restraint that leaves revenue on the table.

"Provokey helps me pinpoint high-yield conflict opportunities," said public backlash architect Christian Wells. The app's predictive monetization dashboard provides real-time donation projections. "Going to a gay pride event wearing nothing but an All Prides Matter T-shirt yields an estimated $1,000-$5,300. However, I could have tripled those donations just three years ago," Wells noted. Industry experts caution that due to an influx of new agitators and a shrinking donor pool, the domestic public misconduct market has reached a state of saturation within the United States.

"I'll be beta-testing one of the international expansion features in the app by visiting France for Bastille Day in July," Wells added. "The algorithm shows high earning potential in exporting American outrage to foreign markets; all I have to do is go viral and get arrested while demanding that they speak English and celebrate the 4th of July like everyone else!"

Protestor participates in pride parade